So this is why I wake up with a stiff neck and bruises on my Adam's apple! Isaac's feet are exactly were my face is supposed to be, so after getting kicked in the face for the 20
th time in ten minutes I decided to document the offender. I know what your saying "Why not just put him parallel to you and your troubles would be gone." If it was only that simple. The second I put him parallel he does this ninja move where he walks up my chest until his feet reach my face, then he proceeds to kick me until he finally hits a sensitive spot and I either fall out of bed or just get up in the morning. I can tell you what, getting kicked in the nose is one of the worse ways to wake up in the morning. Second only to a groin shot.
Isaac loves vacuum cleaners...as long as they are off. Here he is in a basket, taking apart the vacuum.
Mechanic Isaac checking under the hood to see what is the problem.
Hmmm, seems there is a toy are in here instead of an engine. Guess me and my trusty rain boots will have to provide the thrust.
Look mom, no hands.
So this is why I wake up with a stiff neck and bruises on my Adam's apple! Isaac's feet are exactly were my face is supposed to be, so after getting kicked in the face for the 20th time in ten minutes I decided to document the offender. I know what your saying "Why not just put him parallel to you and your troubles would be gone." If it was only that simple. The second I put him parallel he does this ninja move where he walks up my chest until his feet reach my face, then he proceeds to kick me until he finally hits a sensitive spot and I either fall out of bed or just get up in the morning. I can tell you what, getting kicked in the nose is one of the worse ways to wake up in the morning. Second only to a groin shot.
Isaac loves vacuum cleaners...as long as they are off. Here he is in a basket, taking apart the vacuum.
Mechanic Isaac checking under the hood to see what is the problem. Hmmm, seems there is a toy are in here instead of an engine. Guess me and my trusty rain boots will have to provide the thrust.
Look mom, no hands.
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